The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely.
What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister
I like my women like I like my computer monitors Bright, saturated and in multiples.
My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then the opposite of progress is...
