What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: ""What do you do at a red light?"" Me: ""I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter.""
Politicians are like coolant... Anti-frees
I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me.
In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky.""