Glad my dog is warning me about the child walking down the street catching snowflakes on his tongue. He seems sketchy.
how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?
Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!""
What do you call 69-ing in China? Tu Can Chu
""Dadd-"" ""No."" ""You don't even know what I was going to say!"" ""You're wearing your Superman costume and standing beside the ladder. No.""
