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I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!! Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny. A pirate walks into a bar
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Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it. I have Restless Life Syndrome. My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other
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What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands. What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college? Bison My family crest
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Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry. Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to
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When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg. Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back...
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Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD
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Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid? Because with grape powder comes great responsibility. /r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!] FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your
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A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it! I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato! 3 Old Women and a
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An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here."". What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit,
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I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter. Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot What's
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I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too. When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky? (GoT Joke) Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC? Cuz he be Ilyn. Did you hear about the
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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway. How does James Bond sleep? Around. I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods. Pavlov's doorbell
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If you piss me off bad enough and tell me to leave you alone, I will take 30 Adderall and send you cat pictures every 3 minutes for 6 days. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. I just read
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The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to
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How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip
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What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No. Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48?
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giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers What's the
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What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your
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Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people. This commedian went up and only had one setup and punchline his routine was a joke Why are camels considered the ships of the desert?
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