What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets
What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell
Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!
You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup.