When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother""
Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
[first day as coast guard] Boss: 7 people died on your watch today Me [looking off into the distance]: yes but the coast is fine
Don't judge me until you've walked a mile with my shoes....shoved up your ass.
