Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Whats better than winning gold in the Paralympics Walking
*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife
What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle...
