How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute
How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks.
Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky.
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