An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve minors in here."".
What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle.
don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over.
How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma.
Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae