I know I know So what do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A Crime Fighter!!!
Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts.""
Who has more sense a woman or a wall? The wall. It knows how to keep its mouth shut, do its job, stay fuckin put!
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks