giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers
What's the correct term for an americano without cream or sugar? an African Americano
I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away.
*gets taste of own medicine* Yep this is my medicine
I'd rather watch a four hour montage of old Russian men eating soup than have a toddler throw a tantrum in a Target.