Oscar Pistorius... wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.
I have Restless Life Syndrome.
My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?""
Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry.
Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?
