Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian
I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now.
A guy goes to the doctor Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating. Guy: Really, doc?! Like, forever? Doctor: No, just for a few minutes, so I can examine you.
Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks.
It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day