What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer
Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No.
Interviewer : So you're super fast at math? Me : Yup I : Ok, what's 346x48? Me : 804 I : That's not correct Me : Fast though.
People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up.
The Greek restaurant in my town is so authentic that it went bankrupt