Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
How does James Bond sleep? Around.
I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods.
Pavlov's doorbell One tuesday afternoon Ivan Pavlov is reading the paper, when his neighbour rings the doorbell. Ivan jumps up out of his chair, suddenly remembering: ""Shit, I need to feed the dogs!""
Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up.
