If you piss me off bad enough and tell me to leave you alone, I will take 30 Adderall and send you cat pictures every 3 minutes for 6 days.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I just read the words ""untimely death"" and thought, ""Man, I hope my death is timely.""
Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12.
Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies.""