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Kit of Joy
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2017-06-27 19:54
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2018-10-04 11:28
Make day funny (6375q)
What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names. Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami
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2018-10-04 08:54
Make day funny (1924g)
What's Chris Martin's favorite drink? Apple Martini The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so. Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail
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2018-10-04 06:12
Make day funny (1887z)
""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded. It's Women's History
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2018-10-04 04:08
Make day funny (6913j)
What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily? The military service. I used to have a height complex... But I grew out of it. What do
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2018-10-04 01:43
Make day funny (9942j)
How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny. Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute
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2018-10-03 23:21
Make day funny (2752p)
I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars. What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry
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2018-10-03 21:05
Make day funny (1149b)
How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!! Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down.
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2018-10-03 18:28
Make day funny (6698r)
What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm Need Help with a prank I stole a co-workers pen the other day, (really nice pen) as a joke. I want to send them a ransome letter. Can anyone help me out?
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2018-10-03 16:21
Make day funny (5488x)
Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore. A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts. Do you know why the nobles
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2018-10-03 13:54
Make day funny (7330s)
My Thai girlfriend says small penis is not a problem... ..but I still think she should not have it. Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?' Ever notice that
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2018-10-03 11:31
Make day funny (4951l)
I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish. Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting. My boss asked me to send him the funniest
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2018-10-03 08:40
Make day funny (3534f)
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade. It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so
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2018-10-03 06:31
Make day funny (2705b)
The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed. There's nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can't cure. My actual wife and my twitter wife are
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2018-10-03 03:35
Make day funny (4799n)
No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month. My toddler tried
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2018-10-03 00:46
Make day funny (2966r)
In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it. Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered. What do girls always
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2018-10-02 22:36
Make day funny (4043x)
Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit. Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body. What do
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2018-10-02 20:13
Make day funny (7634j)
Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag. Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number. Walking around
joykit
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2018-10-02 17:40
Make day funny (7876o)
Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings. A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man
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2018-10-02 15:17
Make day funny (4121y)
Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one. I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log
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2018-10-02 12:46
Make day funny (6138l)
New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. So a guy enters a theme park alone It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out
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