Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore.
A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts.
Do you know why the nobles always mistreated their peasants? Because they're all a bunch of vassals.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod.
Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum.