No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month.
My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills.""
""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet.
A Farmer asked me to round up his 68 sheep I said 'Sure, seventy'.
What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam