What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names.
Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even
Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities...
A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases.
""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video.""
