What's Chris Martin's favorite drink? Apple Martini
The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so.
Police caught me leaving Trader Joe's without buying pita & hummus now I'm going to jail
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!