I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars.
What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more
Drug Dealer: U have to tell me if ur a cop. Cop: U have to tell me if ur a dealer. DD: U sure? Cop: Ya Im a cop, I know laws Oh damn it.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold.