Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong.
I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar.
*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*