Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number.
Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.
My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!
