Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs
I would have bought Battlefront EA If the Rancor wasn't a Dead one.
I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains.
Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams.
Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them.