Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings.
A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man replies ""No, I didn't know that was still a requirement""
I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal
Dear microwave companies, Why make us select ""cook"" at all? Does my appliance have a calculator function or something? Sincerely, Everyone
Let me think of a joke... Well, I would've told you a joke about my dick, but it's too long.
