How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny.
Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute in A Minor.
I own far too many ""....For Dummies"" books to have healthy self esteem.
If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris
A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there.""
