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Make day funny (7556g)
Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its
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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac. I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and
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Make day funny (5267w)
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril! Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head
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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show? Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger. I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs
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Make day funny (1710w)
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"" A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT:
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Make day funny (5623r)
What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs. Why arent the americans playing chess? ...they are missing two towers. It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Why is Trump never
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New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan... What was Whitney Houston's biggest
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Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls. There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley... one was assaulted. There is no theory of evolution. Just
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Make day funny (1347r)
Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring. New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus. I got
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LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite. Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been
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So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius. I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation
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Make day funny (3841z)
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention the Counselor called out 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out 'Hamburger coke and fries!' What do you call a one-eyed
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""Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? "" Because they're really good at it What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist. evanescence - noun: the
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Make day funny (6080s)
Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies! girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND
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Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds. Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library. Wife
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Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. Recycling Jesus died for our bins.
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Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away. Knock knock Who's there? Bob the interrupting cow with Tourette's
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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut. ""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store. Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who
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Make day funny (5897z)
What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good. What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach What's the difference between a Catholic Priest
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Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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