Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor
What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring.
New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus.
I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that.
What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker.