What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!""
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there is a dog. EDIT: Credit to David Foster Wallace.
What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob.
What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams.
After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group. She couldn't keep her calves together.
