Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;
A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!""
Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way.
