LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite.
Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours...
The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize
What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny
How do punctuation marks get freaky? The comma sutra