What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut.
""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store.
Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?
Actions speak louder than birds (except for parrots)
It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.