Make day funny (5405o)

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""Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? "" Because they're really good at it

What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys.

Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind...

I organised a little surprise party for a girl from work. She didn't show - so I guess I'll just go back into her loft and wait.

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