What's the difference between weed and pussy? If you can smell weed across the room, that means its good.
What fun drink can put your kid to sleep? Bleach
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog""
if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch