Let's make a deal. I'll get in touch with my feminine side if you get in touch with my balls.
There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley... one was assaulted.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent.
If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook.