What did the beach boys play at their reunion show? Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
I went to the local library And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016
Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants.
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
I just did yoga. No wait, yogurt.