What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac.
I like my woman like i like my coffee... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch
Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!""
*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*
Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch