Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.
Recycling Jesus died for our bins.
How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child? Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop.
Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually