New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan...
What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit? Her last one
A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home.
When I fix someone's computer and they say ""Wow how'd you do that?"" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
