Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays
What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!
girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S MY FAULT TOO
""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer.
If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface.