The secret prequel to Dogma is full of laughs, frogs, flying, and Hell, the happiest place on earth according to some. So, once upon a time lived a boy with glasses named Billy Breaker, or maybe he was Daniel Son or something. He was seeking revenge on Mickey Morehead, the one and only Big Red Dog, not to be confused with Dexter Morgan or Batman. Wait, maybe the killer was Billy Bob Throat Ham.

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Original Title: To Heaven Or Hell

2013-08-07: uploaded to Forty Four Tapes on YouTube: was originally filmed on the 19th of May, 1996: it has been uploaded a few times. YouTube terminated Ojawall in 2017 and may delete this video as well:

Yup. City Slicker Time!

So, he is like, "You killed my father, mother, sister, brother, my friend's kids, their dogs, a friend of a friend, like everybody, and now I have to kill you." He shoots the serial killer and then the killer does what killers do best even while dying (killing), Rick Arnold throws a knife at Joey and they both end up dead.

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Joey takes off his clothes.

Lady in White

Janet Bailey, the angel, came out of nowhere, gave Joey wings. Like Red Bull. Yeah, who needs Carrie Fisher and Padme and Yoda and Leia Skywalker, when you can fly like Tinker Bell?

They go off to fly, together at last.

He gets pulled up towards Heaven.

Then Joey falls from the sky.

God, can you hear me now?

There has been a must-understanding, a misunderstanding. Talk about bad Internet connection between Heaven and earth. At least they're not banning Alex Jones and memes yet up there in the great beyond, cloud 9, or are they, like they are trying to do in Europe (EU), in America through China, and the whole world?

Trading Places?

Joey is really going to Hell, not Heaven, the happiest place on earth, not to be confused with Disneyland which we visited 4 years earlier in 1992.

The Great Awakening

Who let those dogs out?

All dogs go to Heaven, or just me?

Eyes Wide Shut or Opened?

Rick awake and God, played by Joey, tells Rick he is going to Hell but then Ricky was like nah dog, I'm going to Heaven. God, in the blue tarp, is like yeah, that is right, you're going to Heaven.

And God said, "Try to fly."

Beyond the Looking Glass

Would you Trust God and all four of his eyes?

Hit the ground and the tree running.

Rick tries to fly, hits our big front yard oak tree, falls down to the ground.

Hot Potato Time

God said haha, yeah, you are really going to Hell. Satan, in the red tarp, drags Joey and Ricky and the Janet Angel into Hell where they go off to scream like it was a purgatory that the Catholic church could then ask their relatives to pay money in order to save them and get them into Heaven. At the end of the video is Bill on the rope, Mandy Dog Bailey, and baby Kermit the frog in a crib. Filmed Sunday night, around 7:00 PM PST at our 163 home in Forest Grove, Oregon, on the 19th of May, 1996, back when Joey was eleven years old.

Mistaken Destiny

Published in September of 2018 | By Oatmeal Joey Arnold | @joeyarnoldvn

Timeline: Mistaken Destiny

1996-05-19 Sunday 7 PM PST 163: To Heaven Or To Hell
2018-09-16 Sunday 12:30 AM LMS | Mistaken Destiny
Published at 02:38 AM Sunday