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Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I
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Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are. I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise. Donald Trump and the /r/jokes
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I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it. How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?
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When the checkout person tries to put your toilet paper in a bag, tell them it's 'for here', not 'to go'. Then ask them to hurry. You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food"". Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe. Sorry if my tweets
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Two Russian kgb operatives are also in a tank One turns to the other and says ""gurgle gurgle"" and they both drown... What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo. How do you get down
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""Hi, I'm calling for info on your bicycle on Craigslist."" It's heavy, brown, has new shoes, and loves carrots. It's definitely not a horse. My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in
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Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"" What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children. I once shot
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Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it. What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics How do you make an epileptic
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2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"" What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!! How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer Why does the
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Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny. If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes. Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and
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I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends. if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd Any married man should forget his
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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway? This hotel I'm staying at tomorrow lists ""elevators"" as one of its amenities. I never thought I'd
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So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life. What's a neckbeard's favourite disease? M'laria. Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator. A bandit walks into an
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I'm really worried what will happen if Donald Trump runs as a third party candidate. I'm afraid there will be hell toupee. What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair.
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I made a device that lets me hear diseases. Hearing cancer is great and all, but hearing AIDS sucks. So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet ! A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants
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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler! ""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But I want to know how they got in there. A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"" What do you call
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The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941. There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who do not. What do you call someone who really
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