I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it.
How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
I held the door open for a Japanese woman today and she said, ""sank you."" Pretty fucked up for her to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday.
I hosted an Orgy at a camp ground the other day... It was fucking in-tents
