How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But I want to know how they got in there.
A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!""
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash
SPELLING BEE ""Defiant"" Can I have the definition, please? ""No""
Some people say ""If you can't beat them, join them"". I say ""If you can't beat them, beat them"", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
