Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
A horse walks into a bar....... Bartender: ""Why the long face?"" Horse: ""My alcoholism is destroying my family and my wife wants a divorce.""
My jokes are like those of a twelve year old At least, that's what your mother told me last night
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
How to Spot a Blind Nudist How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really...