For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved.""
Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?
What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm.
What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy
