Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs""
What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children.
I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still...
America is still a British colony In England we speak English In France we speak French In Germany we speak German In China we speak Chinese In America we speak English *drops mic and leaves*
have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison