Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are.
I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit.
What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off