A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food"".
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
*Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising
